|From the episode:||Jesus Walks|
|Singers:||Hunter, Vanessa, Cleveland Jr.|
|Voices:||Darren Criss, Stacy Ferguson, Kevin Michael Richardson|
"Vanessa" is sung by Cleveland Brown Jr. and Hunter as they face off over Vanessa in "Jesus Walks". But when she finds out that they were both faking their religious beliefs in order to attract her, she returns their attention with some surprises of her own.
Cleveland Jr: Vanessa,
I'm sorry for my web of lies
But I love you more than that other guy
Like the Jew hunter in Basterds Inglorious
This Jew named Hunter will not be victorious
I've never met a girl like you
Not at school, or any mixer
Junior's pursuit of you is through
I will not let him take my shiksa
Cleveland Jr.: We'll look beautiful at the prom
Hunter: I'll introduce her to my mom
Cleveland Jr.: What makes you think she even wants you?
Hunter: Because like Jesus I am Hebrew
Vanessa: Hunter? You're Jewish?
Hunter: Yeah, well, Junior doesn't even believe in God
Cleveland Jr.: That's true too
Vanessa So you were both lying about being Christians just to be with me?
Cleveland Jr.: Yeah
Vanessa: Wow, you guys are bad. Really bad...
That's...kind of exciting.
That's kind of...sexy.
Hunter: Uh, excuse me?..
Cleveland Jr.: Sex what?
Vanessa: You guys are as bad as bad could be
Lying to get a Christian girl
Well now you've got her
You're totally going to Hell
Jr. & Hunter: We don't believe in Hell
Vanessa: Oh, that is even hotter
I never felt like this before.