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| From the episode: | Jesus Walks |
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| Singers: | Hunter, Vanessa, Cleveland Jr., Church Choir |
| Voices: | Darren Criss, Stacy Ferguson, Kevin Michael Richardson, Studio Singers |
"Tweet with Jesus" is a musical number performed by Hunter, Vanessa and Cleveland Brown, Jr. in "Jesus Walks". It uses many modern technological references to attempt to connect the younger age with religion.
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Lyrics[]
- Hunter:
- When my life starts trending downward,
- I chat with my Lord and we connect.
- Church Choir:
- We connect.
- Hunter:
- If I'm gettin' trolled by Satan's minions,
- Jesus helps my life AutoCorrect.
- Church Choir:
- AutoCorrect.
- Hunter:
- You can't tweet your way to Heaven...
- Church Choir
- I follow Jesus!
- Hunter:
- Or text your way from Hell...
- Church Choir:
- Frowny face!
- Hunter:
- We don't need a 4G,
- 'Cuz our one G-O-D is swell.
- Can you hear me now?!
- Cleveland Jr.:
- Who falls for this crap?!
- [Cleveland gets up and starts dancing.]
- Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!! Who's that?
- Vanessa:
- If you "like" the Devil, he will "poke" you,
- And foursquare can't locate a soul, that's right.
- No Nano, Shuffle, Pad, Pod, or Android
- Will let you FaceTime with the Big Man in the sky.
- Oh, no!
- Hunter and Vanessa:
- 'Cuz MySpace is with Jesus!
- Church Choir:
- Remember MySpace?
- Hunter and Vanessa:
- And there's no app for Him.
- Church Choir:
- That means "application".
- Hunter and Vanessa:
- If you emptied your last cache,
- Where will your second life begin?
- Cleveland Jr.:
- My heart is skipping, but not like when I climb stairs,
- My breathing's shallow, but not like when I sleep!
- Her skin is like a flawless piece of cheesecake. Mmmm!
- She's like Vanessa Hudgens, but not as cheap.
- I believe in dragons,
- Elves and beings from outer space,
- But I never believed in angels 'til I saw her face!
- [music stops as everyone stares at Junior]
- Aw, crap, was that out loud?!