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Tweet with Jesus
TweetJesus
From the episode: Jesus Walks
Singers: Hunter, Vanessa, Cleveland Jr., Church Choir
Voices: Darren Criss, Stacy Ferguson, Kevin Michael Richardson, Studio Singers

"Tweet with Jesus" is a musical number performed by Hunter, Vanessa and Cleveland Brown, Jr. in "Jesus Walks". It uses many modern technological references to attempt to connect the younger age with religion.

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Lyrics

Hunter:
When my life starts trending downward,
I chat with my Lord and we connect.
Church Choir:
We connect.
Hunter:
If I'm gettin' trolled by Satan's minions,
Jesus helps my life AutoCorrect.
Church Choir:
AutoCorrect.
Hunter:
You can't tweet your way to Heaven...
Church Choir
I follow Jesus!
Hunter:
Or text your way from Hell...
Church Choir:
Frowny face!
Hunter:
We don't need a 4G,
'Cuz our one G-O-D is swell.
Can you hear me now?!
Cleveland Jr.:
Who falls for this crap?!
[Cleveland gets up and starts dancing.]
Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!! Who's that?
Vanessa:
If you "like" the Devil, he will "poke" you,
And foursquare can't locate a soul, that's right.
No Nano, Shuffle, Pad, Pod, or Android
Will let you FaceTime with the Big Man in the sky.
Oh, no!
Hunter and Vanessa:
'Cuz MySpace is with Jesus!
Church Choir:
Remember MySpace?
Hunter and Vanessa:
And there's no app for Him.
Church Choir:
That means "application".
Hunter and Vanessa:
If you emptied your last cache,
Where will your second life begin?
Cleveland Jr.:
My heart is skipping, but not like when I climb stairs,
My breathing's shallow, but not like when I sleep!
Her skin is like a flawless piece of cheesecake. Mmmm!
She's like Vanessa Hudgens, but not as cheap.
I believe in dragons,
Elves and beings from outer space,
But I never believed in angels 'til I saw her face!
[music stops as everyone stares at Junior]
Aw, crap, was that out loud?!

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