- [Cleveland Jr. gobbles like a turkey]
- Cleveland: [sobbing] Sometimes, I see so much of your mother in you.
- [Junior puts a piece of bread in his mouth and one turkey snaps at it]
- Cleveland Jr.: [chuckles] I choose this one, Daddy. He put his pecker in my mouth.
- Cleveland: Okay, okay. Shoot it.
- [gives Junior a shotgun]
- Cleveland Jr.: What? I'm not shooting this turkey. Killing innocent animals is wrong.
- Cleveland: No animals are innocent. They are guilty of something. Besides, you eat turkey all the time.
- Cleveland Jr.: That's turkey the food. This is turkey the animal. Benjamin Franklin thought turkeys were so noble, he suggested maybe they'd be America's national bird.
- Cleveland: Benjamin Franklin was an atheist pedophile who flew kites to meet children. That's why God struck him with lightning.
- Cleveland Jr.: I won't do it. Noooooooo!!!!!!
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