|From the episode:||The Men in Me|
|Singers:||Cleveland Brown, Barbara|
|Voices:||Mike Henry, Florence Henderson|
Cleveland: My name is Cleveland Brown
And I am sad to be
So troubled and confused
'bout my identity
A white man, a black man
Are fighting for my heart
These two dudes inside me are tearing me apart
Am I more Charles Barkley?
Or am I Charles in Charge?
Am I L. Ron Hubbard?
Or am I El DeBarge?
Am I more Jay Leno?
Or am I Jay Z?
Why are there so many dudes inside of me?
[Barbara hits him with her purse]
Barbara: Cleveland, You're being ridiculous.
You're so much more than the color of your skin.
You're happy aren't you?
Cleveland: I was.
Barbara: Be proud of who you are
Don't let it get you down
Is Cleveland black or white?
Who cares? You're Cleveland Brown!
Cleveland: [laughing before the message hits him] Ha ha ha ha! Oohhhh
Barbara: And by the way, you're black.