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| From the episode: | Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb |
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| Singers: | Cleveland Brown |
| Voices: | Mike Henry |
Straight Outta Stoolbend is a freestyle rap song that Cleveland randomly raps in "Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb". It is the first original musical number on The Cleveland Show other than the theme song, although the title is a reference to NWA's album Straight Outta Compton.
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Lyrics
- Federline Jones:
- Ho ho hold up, pops. Ain't nobody gettin' off this whip without droppin some freestyle. You know what I'm saying.
- (starts beatboxing)
- Cleveland:
- Oh, I don't know if I could possibly—
- Straight out of Stoolbend!
- A crazy motherfucker named Cleveland!
- This is my left hand
- And this is my [beav] hand!
- I'm spittin' more wisdom
- Than Morgan Freeman!
- They call me Hot Brown
- And the C-Bizzle!
- I don't mind the rain
- If the rain is just a drizzle.
- Whizzle, whazzle, woozle, way!
- Razzle, dazzle, doozle, day!
- B-I-G C-L-E-V-E!
- Relatively STD-free!
- Dropped Loretta!
- Now I'm doin' much betta!
- Like upgradin' to an Escalade from Jetta!
- Yo, hey, Donna,
- I wanna get on ya!
- And I'm kind of hungry
- So make some lasagna!
- I got a son
- He's like a big fat Urkel!
- And when he's in the nude
- He's like a big fat circle!
- "Did I do that?"
- Yeah, you're big, and fat!
- Drinking melted butter
- For a midnight snack!
- Shout-outs to Rallo!
- Hello, assho!
- You're two feet tall
- With a three-foot Afro!
- And my homegirl Roberta
- I don't mean to hurt ya
- But more dudes have laid on ya
- Than a mattress named Serta!
- Y'all done best consider me!
- You can't get rid of me!
- I'm a Cleveland steamer
- Come and take a big old shit on me!
- My flow is the noise,
- White boys do my voice,
- And my rhymes are even harder
- Than Sophie's Choice!
- PEACE!
- (thunder)
- Federline Jones:
- Damn.
- Nick,nack,paddy wack,crack-a-lack Jack!
- Cleveland:
- I'm out