|From the episode:||The Blue And The Gray And The Brown|
|Singers:||Cleveland Brown, Stoolbend Historical Society|
The Stoolbend Anthem is the song the Stoolbend Historical Society sings after Cleveland finds out he chained himself to a statue of the founder of Stoolbend, B. Emerson Plunkett until he discovers that the founder was a stanch supporter of slavery in "The Blue And The Gray And The Brown". The song celebrates the town's racist origins.
Historical Society: Oh Stoolbend, my Stoolbend
Whiter than whipped cream
Cleveland: Whiter than what now?
Historical Society: We proudly vow to never have a good basketball team
Cleveland: Those are the words?
Historical Society: Your white light shines brightly, all blackness eschews
Cleveland: Oh my God
Historical Society: And don't even get us started
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