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Small Ass Town, Big Ass Heart
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From the episode: The Blue And The Gray And The Brown
Singers: Cleveland Brown, Residents of Stoolbend
Voices: Mike Henry, Fred Schneider ,Others

Small Ass Town, Big Ass Heart is the song Cleveland sing to the Stoolbend town council to pursuede them to keep the local drive-in theater open in "The Blue And The Gray And The Brown".

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Smallasstown


Lyrics

Cleveland: I'm a small-town guy, livin' a small-town life

I work a small-town job and pork my small-town wife

The big city and it's internet don't excite me at all

'Cause when it comes to towns, I'm thinking small

Block parties and bingo, and Friday night football

Main street parade on the Fourth of July

If you ever find yourself here in Stoolbend

We don't lock our doors, so just stop on by

Oh yeah, the smallest towns have the biggest hearts

Like the smallest minds have the biggest smarts

The smallest toads have the biggest warts

Cleveland and his friends: Small-ass town, big-ass heart

Cleveland: Harmonica solo! (sputters into the harmonica)

Wrong Side!

The smallest towns have the biggest hearts

Like the smallest Wals have the biggest Marts

The smallest beans cause the biggest fa-harts

Entire town: Small-ass town, big-ass heart

Cleveland: I live in a town where everyone's voice can be heard

Russ the green grocer!

Russ: Small-ass town, big-ass hearts

Cleveland: Betty the bank teller who sings like Fred Schinder from the B-52s!

Betty: Small-ass town, big-ass hearts

Cleveland: Zeke the town drunk!

Zeke: Small-ass town, big-ass... (belches and falls over a trash can)

Cleveland: Pete the janitor!

Pete: Small-ass...

Cleveland: Not to sing, just to clean that up

Pete: Sorry, sorry

Cleveland: Now everybody!

Entire town: Small-ass town, big-ass hearts!

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