|From the episode:||The Blue And The Gray And The Brown|
|Singers:||Cleveland Brown, Residents of Stoolbend|
|Voices:||Mike Henry, Fred Schneider, Others|
Small Ass Town, Big Ass Heart is the song Cleveland sing to the Stoolbend town council to pursuede them to keep the local drive-in theater open in "The Blue And The Gray And The Brown".
Cleveland: I'm a small-town guy, livin' a small-town life
I work a small-town job and pork my small-town wife
The big city and it's internet don't excite me at all
'Cause when it comes to towns, I'm thinking small
Block parties and bingo, and Friday night football
Main street parade on the Fourth of July
If you ever find yourself here in Stoolbend
We don't lock our doors, so just stop on by
Oh yeah, the smallest towns have the biggest hearts
Like the smallest minds have the biggest smarts
The smallest toads have the biggest warts
Cleveland and his friends: Small-ass town, big-ass heart
Cleveland: Harmonica solo! (sputters into the harmonica)
The smallest towns have the biggest hearts
Like the smallest Wals have the biggest Marts
The smallest beans cause the biggest fa-harts
Entire town: Small-ass town, big-ass heart
Cleveland: I live in a town where everyone's voice can be heard
Russ the green grocer!
Russ: Small-ass town, big-ass hearts
Cleveland: Betty the bank teller who sings like Fred Schinder from the B-52s!
Betty: Small-ass town, big-ass hearts
Cleveland: Zeke the town drunk!
Zeke: Small-ass town, big-ass... (belches and falls over a trash can)
Cleveland: Pete the janitor!
Cleveland: Not to sing, just to clean that up
Pete: Sorry, sorry
Cleveland: Now everybody!
Entire town: Small-ass town, big-ass hearts!