[Inside a Chinese adoption center]
Man: We're so happy about adopting Mei Ling.
Chinese Care Worker: Well, here she is. [puts a baby girl into a bag] No MSG!

Barry Shadwell: Look, listen. Let's just forget the kiss ever happened.
Cleveland: What kiss?
Cleveland Jr.: [from upstairs] When you two were on the porch the other night.
Barry & Cleveland: SHUT UP!
Cleveland Jr.: Don't tell me to shut up you banana slammers.

[Cleveland is upset after Jr. tells Donna and the entire town about his kissing Barry]
Cleveland: That fat son-of-a-bitch!
Cleveland Jr.: [from upstairs] I may be fat, but I don't kiss boys!

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