|From the episode:||A General Thanksgiving Episode|
|Singers:||Holt Richter, Rallo|
|Voices:||Jason Sudeikis, Mike Henry|
"I'm Paying a Young Boy for Sex" is sung by Holt with accompaniment by Rallo after he finds out that Rallo is a chick magnet in "A General Thanksgiving Episode". Rallo helps his score with the ladies in exchange for cash and goods.
Holt: We've got an arrangement, it works like a charm
Rallo: He puts toys in my room, I put girls on his arm
Holt: He gets me chicks
Rallo: He writes me checks
Holt: I'm paying a young boy for sex
Rallo: Uh, I don't think...
Holt: Who knew I could bag a babe that's not a blow-up doll?
Rallo: All you had to do was buy me half of the mall
Holt: I scored a D-cup!
Rallo: I scored a t-rex!
Holt: I'm paying a five year-old for sex
Rallo: Seriously man, that sounds...
Holt: [In bed with a girl] I love kids so much, I can't wait to have one of my own.
Girl: Ahh, me too!
[Holt turns to another girl in the same bed]
Holt: That's why I love being a Big Brother to Rallo. I get to rediscover the world through a child's eyes.
Second girl: That's sooo sweet!
[Holt turns back to an entire cheerleading squad just past the first girl]
Holt: I mean, I guess I'm supposed to be teaching him, but really, he's teaching me.
Holt: Don't need no roofies with a wing-boy this nice
Rallo: I'll help you seal the deal for the right Fisher-Price
Holt: He's A-B-Cs
Rallo: He's triple 'X'
Holt: I'm using this young boy's face for sex
Rallo: Ok, that sounds the worst!
Together: Paying a young boy for sex!
[Herbert is home watching The Cleveland Show on television]
Herbert: Say, that's catchy.