Dirk is a sportscaster figurine.

In "A Cleveland Brown Christmas", he is located on top of a birthday cake, which is in turn located on a cake kiosk at the Stoolbend Galleria. Being part of the "Holidaytown" news team, he speaks about the Holidaytown Celebrators as part of his coverage of "Pretend Cake-Figurine Baseball".

Dirk is voiced by Alec Sulkin.