- (Federline Jones slaps Cleveland Jr.)
- Cleveland Jr.: I may be a virgin, (angrily pulls on Federline's gold necklace) but I'll kick your ass if you do that again!
- Priest: All across this great land, teenagers are takin' a pledge: The Purity Pledge, to hand over their virginities to their fathers, the high priests of the home.
- Cleveland: Hear that? I'm the high priest of our home. I would like roast beef for dinner.
- Donna: Shut the fuck up!
- Cleveland: (Grabs Federline's hat and hits him with it) BAD HORMONE-RIDDEN ADOLESCENT! BAD, BAD, BAD!
Previous Episode's Quotes /// Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb's Quotes \\\ Next Episode's Quotes