- [Cleveland returns to Quahog and rings the Griffins' doorbell. Brian is heard barking]
- Stewie: [from inside the house] Hey, get back! Get back! Go to your crate! Brian, go to your crate!
- Brian: [from inside the house] I don't have a crate, I've never had a crate.
- Stewie: You should. You'd feel safer there.
- [Cleveland rings the doorbell again]
- Brian: Who is it, Stewie?
- [The curtain is the window is pulled back a little]
- Stewie: Some black guy.
- Brian: Uh, we don't want any candy bars.
- Stewie: Or magazines.
- Cleveland: Brian, it's Cleveland.
- Brian: Oh. Hi, Cleveland.
- Stewie: Has he been cancelled already? He doesn't just get to come back!
- Cleveland: Is Peter home?
- Brian: He...is... [whispering to Peter] It's Cleveland!...[out loud, to Cleveland] ...not.
- Cleveland: Did he say when he'd be back?
- Brian: No....uh...vember.
- [Peter is seen sneaking into his car and tries to get away from Cleveland]
- Cleveland: Peter!
- [Peter runs into his car and tries to get his key]
- Peter: Come on, come on!
- Cleveland: Peter, it's Cleveland! Hello! Peter, I'm standin' right here!
- Peter: [mouthing silently] Fuck. [gets out of the car and says out loud] Oh, hey, Cleveland, I didn't see you there.
- Tim: So, uh, Lester, wha...uh...what the...what can we expect from this?
- Lester: [in the same intonation as "I don't know"] Mmmm. I'm not usually on the Ned Beatty side of this situation. Best I can guess is...ouchie in the boom boom.
- Peter: Leggo my negro.
- Peter: See, Cleveland, that's the difference between our shows. On our show, we would have shown the rape, and had a show tune about the rape.
- Cleveland: And I would have just been the black guy.
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#01 | BFFs | #09 | There Goes El Neighborhood | #17 | American Prankster | ||||||
#02 | The Hurricane | #10 | Dancing with the Stools | #18 | B.M.O.C. | ||||||
#03 | Nightmare on Grace Street | #11 | Brown Magic | #19 | Jesus Walks | ||||||
#04 | Skip Day | #12 | 'Til Deaf | #20 | Flush of Genius | ||||||
#05 | Yemen Party | #13 | Das Shrimp Boot | #21 | Mama Drama | ||||||
#06 | Sex and the Biddy | #14 | March Dadness | #22 | All You Can Eat | ||||||
#07 | Die Semi-Hard | #15 | The Men in Me | ||||||||
#08 | Y Tu Junior Tambien | #16 | Frapp Attack! |